Snobbery Starts Young…

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Recipe:

  • ¾ cup milk
  • 2 Tbs cocoa
  • 4 drops stevia extract
  • 1 tsp honey
  • ¼ tsp vanilla

Warm in a saucepan, stirring continuously.

Serve in a sippy cup.

Result:

Me (proud of my generosity):  Here, David, have some chocolate milk.

David (taking a sip):  But it doesn’t taste like DARK chocolate milk.  I want some dark chocolate milk.

Me:  What’s the matter with it?  See?  I’m drinking some.

David:  But – it doesn’t taste very good.  Usually we have dark chocolate.  This is light chocolate milk.

Me: I’m sure it’s fine.

David (offering the sippy cup for me to sample): But it doesn’t taste good.

Me (declining):  Hm.  Is it too sweet?  Shall I put some more cocoa into it to make it darker?

David:  Yeah.  That will make it darker.

(Add an additional teaspoon of cocoa, or more to taste, and shake vigorously.)

Me:  There.  How’s that?

David:  That’s a little bit better.

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